wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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