I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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