i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
