ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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