don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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