this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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