she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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