Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
