Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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