i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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