I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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