that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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