You're a womanizer and a bitch.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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