# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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