The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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