I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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