My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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