haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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