I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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