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(248): View more from Michigan

i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us

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(530): View more from California

is this the sara with the beer cane?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.

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(727): View more from Florida

I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

that was on purpose.

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