He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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