I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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