i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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