Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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