High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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