We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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