Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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