You're so nebulous sometimes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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