He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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