Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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