come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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