me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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