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so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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