I hate all girls vehemently.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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