Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
