Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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