I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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