I think I am morally bankrupt
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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