Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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