Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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