Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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