You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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