U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
