She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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