if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
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Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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