I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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