GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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