Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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