Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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