He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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