My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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