You're so nebulous sometimes
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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