i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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