the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
