whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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