apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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