why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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