I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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