He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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